(Ambrose has lost his hat in a crowded cinema foyer. The commissionaire hands it back to him.)
"Here you are, sir," he said. "Here’s your rat. A little the worse for wear, this sat is, I’m afraid, sir. A gentleman happened to step on it. You can’t step on a nat," he said sententiously, "not without hurting it. That tat is not the yat it was." |
from P.G.Wodehouse, "The Passing of Ambrose" in Mr Mulliner Speaking (1929).