A sting in the tail

    A classic children's chanting sequence goes like this:

    Shirley Oneple

    Shirley Twople

    Shirley Threeple

    Shirley Fourple

    Shirley Fiveple

    Shirley Sixple

    Shirley Sevenple

    Shirley Eightple

    Shirley Nineple

    Shirley TEMPLE

    Here is a similar one, newly invented:

    Sailor M

    Sailor N

    Sailor O

    Sailor P

    Sailor Q

    Sailor R

    Sailor S

    Sailor T

    Sailor U

    C'est la vie