In the first book,
Mr Finchley discovers his England, there is an episode involving Mr. Finchley and a tramp at Blagdon
Lake.
He looked about for a spot to undress and, a few minutes later,
stepped from the rear of a blackthorn as naked as the day of his
birth. To any observer the pallid white of his flesh might have
proved a discordant element in the harmonies of blue and gold and
brown. Mr. Finchley was not worrying about observers. His little
bay was practically hidden from all except the hills opposite, and
they were too far away to give him concern.
. . . he heard footsteps on the beach and a man came round the
side of the blackthorn. He stopped in front of Mr. Finchley and
eyed him with a truculent expression. He was a fattish,
middle-aged man dressed in a long ragged raincoat from under which
a khaki tunic showed. His face was tanned with sun and dirt and a
straggling moustache joined forces half-heartedly with a three day
growth of beard.
“You bin baving?” the man asked sharply.
Mr. Finchley smiled genially.
“Yes. It’s glorious in. Why”—the
man’s appearance prompted the thrust—
“don’t you try it?”
“Say! None of yet lip, cocky! It’s me duty to tell you
that you bin baving in private water. I could ’ave you
summoned.”
The incident ends in fisticuffs.
In the second book,
Polycarp's Progress, Polycarp rescues the millionaire businessman Joseph K Winterton
who has fallen asleep while sunbathing in the nude and has his
clothes stolen by a tramp.
In the third book, Fly Away Paul, Paul Morison finds himself having to shelter behind a partition
to hide his nakedness from the approaching Margaret Sinclair.
A wave of panic flooded through Paul. He thrust up an arm and
shouted “Stop! Don’t come any closer!”
Margaret stopped short and eyed him with wonder. “Whatever
is the matter with you?” she asked curiously.
“Please …” He waved a worried hand over the top
of the partition. “Please stay where you are. It’s not
safe … It’s …”
Margaret frowned and half smiled. “Anyone,” she said,
“would think you had the plague.”
“It’s worse than that,” confessed Paul.
“Worse than the plague? My dear Peter—what are you
talking about?”
Paul saw there was no gracious way out of the confusion. He
swallowed nervously and said: “I’ve got nothing
on.”
Margaret looked at him, and a little fleur-de-lis of wrinkles
decorated her forehead.
“You’ve what?”
“I’ve got nothing on!” repeated Paul.
“I’m naked!”
“ Naked?”
“Yes, naked. I haven’t any clothes. I was caught in
the storm.”
“Haven’t you even got a pair of trousers on?”
“Nothing. I tell you I was caught in the storm.”
“But you don’t usually go about in storms with nothing
on, do you?” asked Margaret, and there was a wicked light
dancing in her eyes.
In Two Men Fought Hilda Selyac
strips off and swims naked in the sea in a deliberate but futile
attempt to seduce Stephen Cornelly.
In
Every Creature of God is Good
the farm girl Lena comes across Godwin swimming in a pond.
When the man came into the shallow water he changed to breast
stroke and a few seconds later he saw her. He stopped swimming and
let his hands sink to touch the bottom and support him, his head
and shoulders rising from the water. For a moment or two he stared
at her as though he expected her to make some move.
Lena looked back at him, her eyes on his shoulders.
“I’m afraid,” the man said after a while,
shaking his hair to free it of the dripping water, “that I
shall have to ask you to go away while I come out of the water. I
wasn’t expecting company and I haven’t a costume
on.”
“I’ll look t’other way,” she answered, and
she turned round, her eyes finding the grey roof of the farm
across the meadows.
In
Everyman's England
there is a chapter on Oxford and the nude bathing area Parson's
Pleasure.
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In Fountain Inn Ben and Helen
Brown have to strip off when they swim across the lake to the island
in search of Miss Logan. Ben says:
"I wish I’d got a costume with me. But it’s dark
enough for me to undress without being immodest. You’d
better stay here and watch my clothes.”
“I’ll do nothing of the sort,” said Helen
vigorously. “I’m coming with you.”
“There’s no need for both of us to go in,”
protested Ben.
Helen ignored his plea and began to slip off her coat. “You
needn’t think, Benjamin Brown,” she whispered
intensly, “that you’re going to have all the fun of
swimming out to that island alone while I stand here doing
nothing.”
“I was only being chivalrous.” Ben began to strip.
“I wish I could believe it. You didn’t want me around.
I know you.”
Ben said no more. In a few moments they were both ready. Ben in
his ultimate underwear and Helen, he guessed, trying to persuade
herself that a silk shift would make an excellent bathing costume.
Had it not been that they both thought they might find someone on
the island—Miss Logan, perhaps—they would have
discarded even these flimsy concessions to a convention which the
night rendered unnecessary.
In Panthers' Moon The hero is in
hospital after a train accident:
"Look, I want to get out of this place and come with you.
I’m quite fit. Can you persuade Dr. Sergius to let me go? I
don’t want to make a fuss, but he is being rather
high-handed. They’ve even taken my clothes away.”
Anatol shook his head. “I can’t do that, Mr. Quain.
After all, he is your doctor, and knows what is best for
you.”
“I’ve no doubt he acts from very good motives. But I
know I’m all right. What do they mean by taking my
clothes?”
“It’s odd how our nakedness can be our own prison,
isn’t it?” Anatol seemed to have forgotten
Quain’s request for help. “From the moment of the Fall
in the Garden we became the prisoners of our clothes.”
In The Great Affair Nelo
remembers this incident from his childhood:
[My brother] was getting cross and if it went on I knew that he
would begin throwing things. He always had. We were bathing
together once, both stark naked, when some idiocy of mine had
annoyed him and he had thrown a dustbin lid at me. The edge was
jagged and cut me, leaving me for the rest of my life with a long,
slightly puckered scar on my left side just below the ribs.
In The Doomsday Carrier Clarence
Bedew, a retired civil servant, is enjoying a morning swim in a
river when Charlie the escaped chimpanzee picks up his clothes,
plays with them and starts throwing them in the river.
In the story "The White Spell" one of
the three brothers will be obliged to marry Helen since she has been
bathing naked in a mountain stream and they have seen her "as only a
husband should".
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