TIGLET

a GRAMMARLAND dialogue simulator — with a nod to A. A. Milne's Tigger

The larder

What is this?

Somewhere in the larder above is one thing Tiglet actually likes. Everything else, he'll turn down — and tell you why, all in one breath: too sweet, too sour, too spicy, too bitter, too savoury; the wrong colour; or simply a food-group he doesn't touch (meat, fish, vegetables, dairy, fruit, bread and rice, or puddings).

The parser only understands simple offers built around the food names in the larder above — it won't follow a long story, so keep it short.